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Vause is on her way.

Vause is on her way.

You may not come running to me again. Not with your problems. Not with your love. Not with your need, or sadness, or anger, or even your laundry when it’s not specifically your laundry day.
You may never come to me again. Ever!

Alex Vause 

The moment my heart shattered into a million pieces.

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Bye.

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❤️

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Joanna: Why did you stop emailing me?Alex: Because it wasn’t enough.Joanna: Do you know how often I have to make a choice not to write, Hello Alex. How are you? Where are you? What are you doing? Do you wanna meet me wherever, this Friday for dinner just to catch up.

Maybe you’re right.

Joanna: Why did you stop emailing me?
Alex: Because it wasn’t enough.
Joanna: Do you know how often I have to make a choice not to write, Hello Alex. How are you? Where are you? What are you doing? Do you wanna meet me wherever, this Friday for dinner just to catch up.

Maybe you’re right.

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This is my fucking sweet life.

This is my fucking sweet life.

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Sign a copy for me.

Sign a copy for me.

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You fry it and I’ll eat it.

You fry it and I’ll eat it.

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Totally. Lol.

Totally. Lol.

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Home like it sot.

Home like it sot.

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Me at 24/7.

Me at 24/7.

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Guess it’s true for you when you don’t love him. But I care.

Guess it’s true for you when you don’t love him. But I care.

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Kate McKinnon stars alongside Zachary Levi in the new film Falling For You

OMFG it must hurt! Poor Kate.

After all this time, I still threw my pie.

After all this time, I still threw my pie.

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starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

Totally.

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